Veggie Dogs SUCK!

I'm not really a vegetarian, but I don't eat a lot of meat. I regularly eat veggie burgers - the ones at Islands are AWESOME by the way. Anyways ...
After another night of drinking and debauchery with Miss Sabrina, we decide to succumb to the screaming man with the sign pointing to the hot dog place down the street from our usual stomping grounds. Hey veggies are good, veggie burgers are good, so um maybe a veggie dog would be good.
I ordered a veggie dog and it SUCKED! I was pissed at how bad it was UGH! I drenched it with ketchup and it was still gross. Now I'm mad just thinking about how much that dog sucked. I want to punch whoever invented these things in the nuts.