Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Life sucks

sucks that what I hoped and believed in didn't work out
sucks that I tried for nothing
sucks that it's over

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Last Known Wild Jaguar in the U.S. Dies

No more wild jaguars in the U.S.? That SUCKS.

Jaguars were declared endangered under the Endangered Species Act in 1997 but the Bush administration has done nothing to recover the species nor protect its habitat. On Monday, the Center for Biological Diversity argued in federal court in Tucson that the Bush administration's refusal to develop a recovery plan or designate critical habitat for endangered jaguars was illegal and should be reversed.
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service argues that it doesn't need to protect the jaguar because it's too endangered. Because the jaguar's U.S. numbers have shrunk to near nothing, the agency argues it's too small to protect. Uhhh okaaaay ... that makes sense.

The story of Macho B
Jaguar court fight centers on habitat - Arizona Star

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

'Miracle fruit' turns sour things sweet

cnn.com -- The small fruit has the color of a cranberry, the shape of an almond and tastes like a flavorless gummy.


But after chewing the fruit and rubbing the pulp against the tongue, the berry, known by a promising name -- "miracle fruit" or Synsepalum dulcificum -- releases a sweetening potency that alters the taste buds.

For about 15 to 30 minutes, everything sour is sweet.

Lemons lose their zing and taste like candy. Oranges become sickeningly sweet. Hot sauce that usually burns the tongue tastes like honey barbecue sauce that scorches as it trickles down the throat.

Through word of mouth, these miracle fruits have inspired "taste tripping" parties, where foodies and curious eaters pay $10 to $35 to try the berries, which are native to West Africa.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

You know what sucks?

having to take a dump right after you get out of the shower

My Airborne Settlement Check for $41.94!

About a year ago, I received an email from a friend informing me that there was a class-action suit against Airborne. The suit claimed that Airborne misrepresented it's products by claiming that it was invented by a school teacher and would prevent colds. I actually used Airborne at the time since I was always traveling and felt that it actually helped. I never thought that it would prevent colds, I assumed it just boosted my immune system and helped to reduce the chance of me getting a cold. But whatever ... someone out there felt that Airborne's claims were a bit much. Common sense isn't too common and other people's stupidity gave me an opportunity for some free money.
I did a little research and found out I could file a claim online without having to submit any receipts or proof of purchase ... really, if it wasn't that quick and easy I wouldn't have done it. I filled out all the forms and then completely forgot about it. I've filled out lots of these class action lawsuit claims. I've never received anything until now.
More than a year later I received a check. AWESOME

Monday, March 23, 2009

Watch "Eastbound and Down"


Eastbound and Down is a new comedy series on HBO starring Danny McBride. He's the guy from Pineapple Express who shaved his armpit hair to become more "aerodynamic... for fighting." This has got to be the funniest show I've ever seen. The show follows Kenny Powers, a washed-up, foul-mouthed, idiotic baseball player spewing hilarious one-liners like, "If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you just suck". Will Ferrell is one of the producers and makes some hilarious guest appearances.



Watch it. It's AWESOME

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

U.S. to sign U.N. gay rights declaration

AP: updated 6:19 p.m. PT, Tues., March. 17, 2009
WASHINGTON - The Obama administration will endorse a U.N. declaration calling for the worldwide decriminalization of homosexuality that then-President George W. Bush had refused to sign, The Associated Press has learned.

U.S. officials said Tuesday they had notified the declaration's French sponsors that the administration wants to be added as a supporter. The Bush administration was criticized in December when it was the only western government that refused to sign on.

The move was made after an interagency review of the Bush administration's position on the nonbinding document, which was signed by all 27 European Union members as well as Japan, Australia, Mexico and three dozen other countries, the officials said.

The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because Congress was still being notified of the decision. They said the administration had decided to sign the declaration to demonstrate that the United States supports human rights for all.

"The United States is an outspoken defender of human rights and critic of human rights abuses around the world," said one official.

"As such, we join with the other supporters of this statement and we will continue to remind countries of the importance of respecting the human rights of all people in all appropriate international fora," the official said.

'Integral part of human freedom'
The official added that the United States was concerned about "violence and human rights abuses against gay, lesbian, transsexual and bisexual individuals" and was also "troubled by the criminalization of sexual orientation in many countries."

"In the words of the United States Supreme Court, the right to be free from criminalization on the basis of sexual orientation 'has been accepted as an integral part of human freedom'," the official said.

Gay rights and other groups had criticized the Bush administration when it refused to sign the declaration when it was presented at the United Nations on Dec. 19. U.S. officials said then that the U.S. opposed discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation but that parts of the declaration raised legal questions that needed further review.

According to negotiators, the Bush team had concerns that those parts could commit the federal government on matters that fall under state jurisdiction. In some states, landlords and private employers are allowed to discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation; on the federal level, gays are not allowed to serve openly in the military.

It was not immediately clear on Tuesday how the Obama administration had come to a different conclusion.

70 U.N. members outlaw homosexuality
When it was voted on in December, 66 of the U.N.'s 192 member countries signed the declaration — which backers called a historic step to push the General Assembly to deal more forthrightly with anti-gay discrimination.

But 70 U.N. members outlaw homosexuality — and in several, homosexual acts can be punished by execution. More than 50 nations, including members of the Organization of the Islamic Conference, opposed the declaration.

Some Islamic countries said at the time that protecting sexual orientation could lead to "the social normalization and possibly the legalization of deplorable acts" such as pedophilia and incest. The declaration was also opposed by the Vatican.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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1% California Sales Tax Increase Effective April 1, 2009

Many of my friends are getting laid off. Some are losing their homes and having to short-sale or even foreclose. I didn't get a raise this year but things are getting more expensive. Even though I've been really good about not buying crap and saving my money, my savings account interest rate is down to 1.45%. Having to pay another 1% sales tax really sucks for everyone.
So what's this 1% increase going to help pay for? Obviously nothing for me. I'm not getting a bailout like those AIG execs who ended up with huge bonuses. They're even cutting down school budgets ... oh great ... more stupid kids running around asking me to buy them alcohol. Please educate these kids so they don't rob me in a few years.

This sucks.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Snowboarding in Mammoth



Bright sunny skies, packed powder, and friends = AWESOME.
We ate a bunch of spam, hit the slopes, then drank beer in the jacuzzi. What more can you ask for? Well it would've been nice if boyfriend came along. Luckily the 2 guys that joined our group ended up being pretty cool and drama-free. We had 9 people in the cabin and no one had to sleep on the floor of the 3 bedroom + loft.
I practiced my 360's, failed on a jump and am gonna try some boxes next ... well maybe.


Tuesday, March 10, 2009

People Suck

ABC has this show called "What Would You Do?" in which you get to see how much people suck.
In tonight's episode, actors pretend to be fraternity/sorority members hazing pledges. These people are being saran wrapped to light posts, forced to drink, spanked, yelled out ... tons of horrible things. The guys are wearing diapers and being walked like dogs. The girls are being called fat and ugly and have it written on their bodies with markers. Not only do many people walk by, some assholes even contribute. Some of the adults intervene but two women "help" make up funny and humiliating nicknames for the girls. When confronted by the cameras, they outright lie and say that they were just about to call the cops and were disgusted by the behavior.
http://www.abcnews.go.com/WhatWouldYouDo/story?id=7039260&page=1

Free Arby's Roastburger Sandwich

this is awesome

Go to this website to get a free Arby's new Roastburger sandwich. You have to buy a drink though.
http://www.arbys.com/arbyscoupon/?cid=bn_msn300x250030909