Tuesday, August 25, 2009

It's All Awesome!

Almost everything I've been posting about lately is awesome, so instead of trying to find things that suck, I'm just going to focus on the AWESOME.
Even the KFC sandwich was awesome, it just happens to suck for your health.

Hence, the blog is now only "Things that are AWESOME".

The whole "FML" thing is getting played out anyway.

KFC Sucks For My Health



We were dubious when we first read that Kentucky Fried Chicken was coming out with a new sandwich that does away with the bread in favor of two fried fillets. And that the "sandwich" part of the sandwich involved was made of cheese, something called Colonel's sauce .. and bacon?

Could that possibly be true?

After all, this was the fast-food chain that seemed to be going all healthy on us, setting off stampedes for its new grilled chicken offerings.

We lobbed a call to a media representative. And the rest is a good news-bad news story. First, the good news. The sandwich does indeed exist, and it is called the double down. It is made of two Original Recipe fillets, bacon, Swiss and pepper jack cheese and something called the Colonel's sauce.

The bad news? The sandwich is only being tested in Providence, R.I., and Omaha, Neb. But if it does well -- and really, why wouldn't this sandwich do well? -- it could head out West.

(via LA Times)

Monday, August 24, 2009

DISGRASIAN™: Pornogami

What will those wacky Japanese people think of next?

The book, written by Master Sugoi, is titled, “Pornogami: a guide to the ancient art of paper-folding for adults.” Amazon describes, “Master Sugoi’s origami normally features classical figures, animals, creatures, and design, but Pornogami shows a new side of his talent. A piece of pornogami folded in the right setting, he discovered, can produce smiles and laughter in a way that no butterfly or bird ever could. Shapes include a variety of erotic body parts, including the amazing 3-D penis. Those who have mastered the technique can produce their own adult objets d’art, but the book’s simple, step-by-step instructions help even the creatively challenged to transform a drab piece of paper into a saucy surprise.”

DISGRASIAN™: Pornogami

Friday, August 21, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

100 Ways to Use a Strip of Bacon

Here's a list of 100 recipes for bacon from EndlessSimmer. Most of it sounds pretty good, and then there's this:

Michael Jackson Robot and Hotel in Vegas?


Plans For Michael Jackson Robot In Las Vegas Revealed
Jackson had been in talks to build a 'giant robotic hotel' before his death.

I say they go ahead and build it ... I'd go there, wouldn't you?

(via MTV)

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

These Doritos are Awesome!

It's like a kick in your nuts!



I don't get the rest of these either ... but its hilarious


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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Pinched Nerves Suck

I have a pinched nerve in my shoulder and it hurts like HELL! This sucks! I actually woke up to the pain, and there wasn't a single position I could get in that didn't hurt.
Overall I have really bad posture and since I spend most of my time on the computer, reading or knitting, I need to remember to stop and stretch more. Right now, ibuprofen is my good friend.
God, I'm getting old and falling apart!

Monday, August 10, 2009

Free Jack in the Box Tacos again

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The Adobo Hobo

Food Carts are Awesome!


Just finished reading about this guy who serves up adobo from a cart in Dolores Park, San Francisco. Read more at 8Asians.com

You can follow him on Twitter: http://twitter.com/AdoboHobo

Friday, August 7, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Sometimes Stereotypes Are Awesome

This might be the funniest article I've read in a while. Now I know, for the most part, stereotypes suck. But in this case, I think it's pretty awesome that people think we all know martial arts now.

Italian thief thanks police for rescuing him from his victims

Mon Aug 3, 12:33 pm ET

ROME (AFP) – An Italian thief thanked police officers for arresting him and putting an end to a beating from Korean tourists whom he had robbed in Rome, police said on Monday.

"I must thank you, they were massacring me," the 48-year-old criminal told police after he was arrested near the Theatre of Marcellus, one of the monuments in Rome's historic centre.

The thief, from the northern region of Liguria, stole a handbag from a Korean family when they were not paying attention. He threatened the family with a knife when he was spotted and then tried to flee.

Two men from the family, in their twenties, chased him for several hundred metres before they got him down with taekwondo moves. They disarmed the thief and continued to beat him.

A patrolling police officer intervened, separated the three and arrested the thief immediately.

"Normally tourists will just call us and report the incidents," the officer said. "In this case, the two got really excited and could have seriously injured the thief."

The young Koreans left after they got the handbag back. The thief was transferred to a prison in Rome and will face robbery charges.

Armed robbery in Rome experienced a sharp decline last year with 4,246 cases reported in 2008 compared with 5,133 in 2007.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Clash of the Titans Remake

I'm super excited to see this :)



Remake of the 1981 film of the same name directed by Louis Leterrier and stars Sam Worthington. Planned release on March 26, 2010.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

The First Ever Korean BBQ Cookoff in LA

ooooh, I wish I could go!



Saturday, August 8, 2009
12:00pm - 8:00pm
The Summit at 6th
3223 6th St.
Los Angeles, CA

Los Angeles’s first Korean BBQ Cook-off will showcase some of the best dishes by top Korean BBQ restaurants. Presented by the Korean American Coalition – Los Angeles (KAC), in partnership with Yelp, the Cook-off will be judged by distinguished judges who will present the prize for the best BBQ dish on Saturday, August 8, 2009. 5,000 participants are expected for the event.

Ten restaurants are participating in the competition, including Beverly Soon Tofu, Byul Dae Po (Star BBQ), Ham Ji Park, Jinju Galbi, Mu Dae Po, Park's BBQ, So Hyang, and Soowon Galbi.

Schedule of Events: 2:00 pm – Eating contest with mystery ingredient 3:30 pm – Cooking demonstration “How to marinate Korean BBQ” by Monica Yang, resident chef at Good Samaritan Hospital 5:00 pm – Cook-off competition 6:30 pm – Awards ceremony

WHERE: Parking lot of the Summit on Sixth Building, 3223 W. Sixth St., Los Angeles 90010. The event is accessible through the Walgreens parking lot off of Vermont Ave. or Sixth St., as well as off of New Hampshire Ave.

EVENT DETAILS: Restaurants will sell dishes for $10-15/plate. Other food booths will include (tentative list): shaved ice, drinks, grilled corn, and more. Barbecue categories will include LA galbi (marinated bone-in beef ribs), galbi (marinated boned-out beef ribs), pork ribs, bulgogi (marinated sliced sirloin), and grilled intestine barbecue.

Kim Jong Il Still Sucks, But Laura Ling and Euna Lee Pardoned is Awesome

(CNN) -- North Korean President Kim Jong Il has pardoned and ordered the release of two U.S. journalists, state-run news agency KCNA said Wednesday.
President Clinton met Tuesday with North Korea leader Kim Jong Il.

The announcement came after former U.S. President Bill Clinton met with top North Korean officials in Pyongyang to appeal for the release of Laura Ling and Euna Lee, who had been arrested while reporting from the border between North Korea and China.

"Clinton expressed words of sincere apology to Kim Jong Il for the hostile acts committed by the two American journalists against the DPRK after illegally intruding into it," the news agency reported. "Clinton courteously conveyed to Kim Jong Il an earnest request of the U.S. government to leniently pardon them and send them back home from a humanitarian point of view.

"The meetings had candid and in-depth discussions on the pending issues between the DPRK and the U.S. in a sincere atmosphere and reached a consensus of views on seeking a negotiated settlement of them."

The report said Clinton then conveyed a message from President Obama "expressing profound thanks for this and reflecting views on ways of improving the relations between the two countries."

It added, "The measure taken to release the American journalists is a manifestation of the DPRK's humanitarian and peace-loving policy.

"The DPRK visit of Clinton and his party will contribute to deepening the understanding between the DPRK and the U.S. and building the bilateral confidence."

DPRK is the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, the nation's official name.

The two American journalists had been held in the reclusive communist nation since their arrest in March.

A statement from their families was posted Tuesday on the Web site lauraandeuna.com:

"The families of Laura Ling and Euna Lee are overjoyed by the news of their pardon. We are so grateful to our government: President Obama, Secretary Clinton and the U.S. State Department for their dedication to and hard work on behalf of American citizens. We especially want to thank President Bill Clinton for taking on such an arduous mission and Vice President Al Gore for his tireless efforts to bring Laura and Euna home."

Earlier in the day, White House Secretary Robert Gibbs said Clinton was on a "solely private mission to secure the release of two Americans."

Ling and Lee are reporters for California-based Current TV -- a media venture launched by Clinton's former vice president, Al Gore.

The two were sentenced in June to 12 years in prison on charges of entering the country illegally to conduct a smear campaign. Since the United States has no diplomatic relations with North Korea, efforts to resolve the issue had been handled through Sweden, which represents U.S. interests in North Korea.

(via CNN)

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